Tuesday, October 18, 2005

The Magnificent Seven

Here are the new seven...

orb, shining, phallic, fasting, rank, blemish, utter

have fun!

btw...these words were derived by opening a thesaurus to a random page

posted by Tony @ 7:04 AM 

2 Comments:

Blogger Brian said...

smoking a pipe in a tweed sweater while perusing the works of poets i feel to be inferior, but i actually (as will be shown) just like to see my own words in print

methinks

if one were to use
the word "phallic" in verse,
they are
damning themselves to the
crudest of !!LOOK AT MY METAPHOR!!
poetry.

a blemish on whatever the
utter twit has to say.
if you want to say dick,
say dick.
because you're not saying much else
and you leave your audience fasting.

and if you're not Borges, don't call
eyes "orbs."
not even
as something so
terribly subtle
as a

m o o n m e t a p h o r .

it's pretentious.

and
now i have achieved
the highest rank.

a critic, shining above all.

8:08 PM  
Blogger Brian said...

that was tough.

8:09 PM  

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